CELEBRATE WORLD TINKLE PANTRY DAY! (Author: Theolonius McTavish)

WORLD TINKLE PANTRY DAY!-- Or, how to celebrate the wonders of water-closets--Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2004. All rights reserved.November 19th is a very auspicious occasion....

Cereal Killers Must Be Stopped (Author: Tom Attea)

The murderous maniacs just keep cropping up across the nation in one supermarket after another. They walk in, go straight to the cereal section and start to shoot at the cereal boxes. And they do ...

Chastise Your Bread – Kneading Dough is Excellent Stress Therapy (Author: Terry Stokely)

The day wasn't going well already. You know how it is, you wake up in the morning with that migraine or the pounding headache in the back of your head. The kids are up at the crack of dawn (literally) ...

Chavez Bedevils Pres; Rangel To The Rescue (Author: Tom Attea)

At least, Washington can agree to come together to defend one of its own. The politcos did just that in response to Hugo Chavez calling President Bush "the devil" in a speech at the United Nations.

Cheap Auto Insurance and Cheap Car Insurance (Author: Christian)

Cheap auto insurance is available. The only way to find cheap car insurance is to show determination and a willingness to research it. Have you ...

Cheap Car Insurance: Factors that Affect Your Car Insurance Rates (Author: Rob Sliver)

When it comes to auto insurance rates, who you are determines what you pay. Automobile insurance premiums are based on a large number of factors, some of which you can control, and some of which, alas, ...

Cheer-Leadership or "All I need to know about business I learned from Cheerleading" (Author: Gisela McKay)

Thanks to teen movies, many people have this stereotypical idea of cheerleaders as being ditzy and mean. However, there are a great many life-lessons that can be learned during your time on the team that ...

Chicago Criminalizes Foie Gras (Author: Tom Attea)

The Chicago City Council has voted to criminalize foie gras. An alderman who is a member of the questionable culinary group maintains that the delicious delicacy represents a case of cruelty to ...

Chicken Rearing 101: How Not to Raise Chickens (Author: Nola L. Kelsey)

Chick: A hatchling Capon: A castrated male used for meat. (How much could that yield?) Pullet: A female chicken under one year old. Hen: A female chicken ...

Chinese Horoscope (Author: Dr. Jeff Banas)

I am not the author of this is but it is cool and WERID!Chinese Horoscope,THIS IS TOO FUN...... AMAZINGLY ACCURATE Whatever you do, don't cheat! CHINESE ...

Chinese Leader Visits U. S. Shops For Sneakers (Author: Tom AtteaNewsLaugh.com)

Hu Jintao, the leader of China, began his four-day trip to the United States by doing something that made him feel right at home. Landing in Seattle, he was driven immediately to a Footlocker, where he ...

Chocolate and Laughs - The Sure-Fire Remedy for Anything Life Throws at You (Author: Larry Friedlan)

Chocolate is Worth Crowing and Laughing About Chocolate kindles passion and emotion as few things can. It makes us happy and feeds the soul. Besides eating it (over 51 pounds per person per ...

Choosing liability limits for motorcycle insurance (Author: Jeff Walther)

How do I choose liability for my motorcycle insurance? While most states have minimum liability requirements, this is not always the smartest choice. First determine what you would have to lose ...

CHRISTMAS CLANGERS (Author: Victoria Elizabeth)

CHRISTMAS CLANGERS-- Collected, compiled and cranked out by "The Quipping Queen" for your amusement and delight --As the ho ho ho season rolls around, one is reminded of some very ...

Christmas Quiz (Author: Deanna Mascle)

1. Which Christmas tree fact is NOT true? A. Artificial Christmas trees have outsold real ones every year since 1991. B. Nova Scotia leads the world in exporting Christmas ...