Cruise Takes A Bruise (Author: Tom Attea)
Viacom gave Tom Cruise the bruise of his career – or, more exactly, its cantankerous chairman, Sumner Redstone, did, for behavior unbecoming an employee of the entertainment giant, saying Cruise's shenanigans ...
Cuba Libre? Not Yet, Amigo! Castro Survives; Millions Mourn (Author: Tom Attea)
When word finally passed the lips of the communist regime in Cuba that Fidel Castro might be on his way to where his enemigos would like to see him go, Cubans in and out of the island nation celebrated....
Darwinism Gone Wild (Author: J Square Humboldt)
I have been unable to verify the claim that this essay was written in a prestigious publication, but it is a witty use of twisted logic ... "Please make sure your read this carefully. It may change ...
Dear Guy (Author: Erik Sheppard)
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Death Becomes Her (Author: Tamara Jong)
I had the funniest moment today. I called up a client only to hear the words, "Abby is no longer with us." Pause. He then proceeded to say, "She hasn't passed away, she's just not with our company anymore....
Death to Fleas (Author: Mary Arnold)
Summers here in Texas can be brutal! The intense heat, the humidity. Not a summer passes without hearing of at least one person collapsing from heat exhaustion. I am fortunate to possess what every ...
Dental Insurance: Caring for your Teeth (Author: Anna Dorbyk)
Brush your teeth before bed. Floss every day. Avoid sugary foods. These words have been spoken by parents everywhere. Instilling good dental hygiene habits in your children is necessity, but once these ...
Depressed Rabbit Attempts Suicide (Author: Tom Attea)
A male rabbit named Furball had lost all hope. The female rabbit he had lived with for an entire year had left him for another rabbit. The owner of the garden he usually dined at had just put a ...
Diary Complaints (Author: John Sammon)
My wife keeps a diary, and sometimes leaves it open with the last entry in view on the coffee table. I'm a person who wouldn't want to read another person's diary, even my wife's, diaries being personal....
Dice Sports Games That Are Fun; the Pro Football Game. (Author: John DeJong)
This is the next installment in a world of incredibly fun sports games played with dice. In the first installment I taught you how to play the college version of "Dice Football". That was the simplest ...
Dick Cheney Enrolls At Dale Carnegie; Updates Curriculum (Author: Tom Attea)
Vice President Cheney, upon his return from a visit to former Soviet Bloc nations, during which he criticized Russian President Putin in unusually direct, if correct, terms, found himself suffering from ...
DING DONG IT'S DECEMBER! (Author: B. Blitterlees & E. Craboon)
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 DING DONG IT'S DECEMBER! Or, time to get your buzzer fixed before friends arrive for some good cheer! Compiled by Lady ...
Disclaimer:Diet Pepsi Does Not Make You Hip (Author: The Epic)
Today there was a grand opening to the newest Wally World in the area so I figured what the hell and went to see what of course was yet another same old Wal-Mart. Of course since it was the first day ...
Discovering Magnets and Their Many Uses (Author: Sara Jenkins)
Magnets are very fascinating and interesting elements. They have been used for so many functions as well as for having fun. Toying around with magnets can provide entertainment for children and adults ...
Do You Really Need Life Insurance? (Author: Donald Lusan)
Life insurance is one of those taboo subjects for normal, casual or friendly conversation. Whenever people, however, develop a life threatening illness, have a close encounter with another vehicle on ...
