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A Couch Jockey's Guide To The Illuminati
Author: RC Edrington

Still waiting for the New World Order? Do you scan the manipulated news media's headlines daily for hints that CIA or United Nation led stormtroopers are ready to land on your doorstep? Is your shotgun cocked and ready to take aim at Illuminati mercenaries hiding in your bushes bent on hauling off your

kids to their white slave sex farms that provide child prostitutes to world leaders? Paranoid? You should be. All your fears are real. But it's too late. The New World order has arrived. In fact, it's been here for years.
Welcome to America. The last bastion of freedom and democracy? Hardly. While you may suffer from the delusion that you and the other lemmings in this country actually have freedom or some say in who runs this government, you couldn't be farther from the truth. The fact is an elite monopoly of power brokers decide the policies of this country, and you my fellow Americans merely get to vote on which personality gets to implement those policies. Democrat or Republican? They both play for the same team, and you lose.
Am I some nut job conspiracy theorist? I wish. If I were, I could write books about all the facts you readers are too lazy or stupid to wake up and realize...and make a million. Hell maybe I could then join the cabal of power brokers. Instead of copping dope on a street corner, I could just have it flown in and hand delivered by my own CIA financed drug dealer. Maybe I could even score a nice little time slot on talk radio sandwiched between Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity. Maybe I'd even get a chance to tap into that hot little number Ann Coulter. Maybe.
A conspiracy theorist I am not. However, my grandfather was a 33rd degree Mason so I know a lot of very hip handshakes. And

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